People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!
Denis LearyFirst of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.
Denis LearyYou try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.
Denis LearyMy biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Denis Leary