I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.

The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.