I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

There are some guys I know for a fact, like Louis C.K., who always talk about how not-great of an actor he is, and he's terrific on his show. But I know Louis would play a fantastic dramatic role in something, too. He just needs somebody to grab him and say, "Come in here and do this."

On a movie, you have a great time, and you're really enjoying the work, and then everybody is done and goes their separate ways, and you maybe never get to work with those people again.