I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen.

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

I always hated the Grateful Dead. Never even bought a Led Zeppelin album.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

Hockey's my favorite sport.