I went to school with Steven Wright who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought if these guys can do it then so can I.

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.