You get to a certain point, especially if you're a comedian, where people think certain things. It's like, I don't take the time to explain it to people, it's just part of what I do.

I think all priests should be married.

I'd love to do another television series. I really love the writing process, and as an actor I really like how much you get to examine in television.

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.