Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

I'm no prophet and I'm no genius, but I can only tell you what I seem to know. As a fan of television and the movies, I think it's all for the better.

Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.

How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.