I didn't want to be known as Madonna's playboy, her boy toy.

These people didn't know anything about black people, so the only thing they could imagine was the worst thing.

He loves basketball. And I said Obama loves basketball. Let's start there, all right. Start there.

Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.

Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

The Spurs couldn't put everything aside and just play the damn game.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.