The Bulls talked to just about every person who ever met me.

There's no image we can't improve.

I like to describe my life as a black hole with a little light out there.

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.

If you have a problem with my answer that's your problem, not my problem.