If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

A player dreams of being a superstar, but he doesn't want people flocking all over him asking for an autograph.

I have one regret: I wish I was a better father.

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.

The NBA's chosen ones think I'm setting a bad example? I think they need to look around and stop taking themselves so seriously.

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.