The NBA believes if you play for a team and get paid by a team, you're the property of that team for 24 hours a day.

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

When I hit bottom, I can attack the problem and get to where I want to be.

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

There is so much hypocrisy in sports.

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.