Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
Dennis RodmanThe one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound.
Dennis RodmanIs sending the Harlem Globetrotters and Dennis Rodman to the DPRK strange? In a word, yes.
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