Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

I've been homeless. I've worked at 7-Eleven.

Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid.

I thought it was pathetic: The league just decided that Grant Hill would go right to the top.

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.

You can love me or you can hate me.

Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.