Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

I'm going to come out and tell it like it is.

I'll be the judge of my own manliness.

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?

When they gave me that trophy, bro, I cried.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.