Why it's been left to me to smooth things over, I don't know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it's the black guy's [Obama's] job. But I'll tell you this: If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

When a high-profile personality lives like I do, everybody thinks that person is fated to die young.

When I hit bottom, I can attack the problem and get to where I want to be.

I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.

If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress.

He loves power. He loves control because others, you know, dad and stuff like that, but he's just a great guy. He's just a great guy.

These people didn't know anything about black people, so the only thing they could imagine was the worst thing.