I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.

I want to be anywhere in the world that I'm needed. I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world.

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do.

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is.

Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.

I go out with white women. This makes a lot of people unhappy, mostly black women.

When they gave me that trophy, bro, I cried.