As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.
When I was 3, my father stopped coming home.
Sometimes I'm not even satisfied when I got 6 points and 22 rebounds, because I'm always looking to do more.
I'll be the judge of my own manliness.
I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.
If you're going to have sex, use a condom.