If you're going to have sex, use a condom.
When they gave me that trophy, bro, I cried.
I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger.
If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.
It's just like we do over here in America, right? It's amazing that we have presidents over here do the same thing, right? It's amazing that Bill Clinton could do one thing and have sex with his secretary and really get away with it and still be powerful.
I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.