In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.

If you're going to have sex, use a condom.

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway.

Why should I try to make you believe the things I believe in?

Wilt Chamberlain lied when he said he had 20,000 women.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.