I was wondering how you were going to punish me for not confiding in you. Punishment, actually, is something I've thought about for a long time. What form of punishment would be enough for what I did? Imprisonment? Death? Something else? Something scarier? I could only think of so many horrible tortures before they stopped having meaning. But you' you've come up with a punishment I never considered. You're going to sulk me to death.
Derek LandyHave you killed anyone?โ she asked quickly. โWhat? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?โ โBut you havenโt actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.โ He glowered. โTechnically, yeah, all right, maybe I havenโt
Derek Landy