The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. โWhat is it?โ she whispered. โItโs a box,โ he whispered back. โWhat kind of box?โ โA wooden one.โ She gave him a look.
Derek LandyWe punch people, Valkyrie. Thatโs who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Derek LandyDonโt kill me,โ he sobbed as he lay there. โOh God, please donโt kill me.โ โIf you had let me ๏ฌnish,โ Skulduggery said, slightly annoyed, โyou would have heard me say, โCome out, weโre not going to hurt youโ. Idiot.โ โHe probably wouldnโt have said idiot,โ Valkyrie told the sobbing man. โWeโre trying our best to be nice.โ The man blinked through his tears, and looked up. โYouโre... Youโre not going to kill me?โ โNo, weโre not,โ Valkyrie said gently, โso long as you wipe your nose right now.
Derek LandySo that plan worked out well.' Skulduggery, your entire plan consisted of, and I quote, "Let's get up close and then see what happens."' All the same,' he said, 'I think the whole thing worked out rather beautifully.
Derek Landy