And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.

The calm before the storm

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…” “And this is exactly what I mean.” “Our love is written in the stars.” “And there you go again.” “I love you.” “You bore me.

I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.