And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on the second day, but I kept coming in. I had nowhere else to go.' 'And then you killed him.' 'Yes.' 'A Remnant squirmed inside you, and you killed Kenspeckle Grouse.' 'Yes.' Nye grinned. 'You're hired. But I have warn you, if you try to kill me, I will dissect you and sing along to your screams.' 'Can I have Mondays off?' 'You may.

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery

A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?

It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that," Valkyrie said, opening up a game and showing it to him. His eyes widened. "What wonder is this?" "It's called Angry Birds. Now do you believe me?

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.