You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Derek LandyClarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on the second day, but I kept coming in. I had nowhere else to go.' 'And then you killed him.' 'Yes.' 'A Remnant squirmed inside you, and you killed Kenspeckle Grouse.' 'Yes.' Nye grinned. 'You're hired. But I have warn you, if you try to kill me, I will dissect you and sing along to your screams.' 'Can I have Mondays off?' 'You may.
Derek LandyYou can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery
Derek LandyA living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
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