Tanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Derek LandyHe said a bad word. Do you want to know what it was? It started with F. It's not the one you're thinking of, though. To the other one. The one that ends with P. do you want to know what it was? It was troop." She frowned. "Wait that's not a word.
Derek LandyBecause Iโm an English ninja,โ Tanith replied. โWeโre just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
Derek Landy