I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.
Derek LandyAre you hurt? Are you injured?" / "No, just a bruise or two. I'm fine, really. You don't have to worry about me." / "Stephanie, you jumped off a building." / "Yes, but the branches broke my fall. Every one of them." / "And how were the branches?" / "A lot unlike pillows.
Derek Landy