Because Iโm an English ninja,โ Tanith replied. โWeโre just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.
Derek LandyYou have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.โ โYou wanted a weapon.โ โIt was a stick.โ โIt had a bow on it.โ โIt was a stick.โ โI thought you liked the stick. You laughed.
Derek LandyYou have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what is real, what is fact, and instead chooses to invest in people and places that never existed...It's magnificent.
Derek LandyYou should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher, but I had important fatherly duties to take care of, which included eating breakfast, showering, and finding my trousers. Of those three, I only managed two. Without looking down, can you guess which one I missed?'... Fletcher smiled back. 'I just want to borrow Stephanie for a moment.' 'Take our daughter,' Valkryie's dad said, waving a hand airily. 'We have another one now.
Derek Landy