I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?โ Skulduggery asked. โI donโt think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.
Derek LandyThank you,โ Skulduggery said to her. โI fear he was about to start insulting me.โ โI couldnโt let that happen,โ she said. โYour ego is a fragile and delicate thing.โ โYou see? You understand me.
Derek LandyIf anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.
Derek LandyWhere are you going?" "Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do." "Why did you pause?' "I'm sorry?" "You paused. You have 'some... things to do.' "No reason, I just--" "You're up to something." "No--" "Then why'd you pause?" "Get in the car." She got in. He got in. "Seat belt," he said. Why'd you pause?" His head drooped. "Because I'm up to somthing." "And why can't I come with you?" "Because it's something sneaky." "Do you promise to tell me later?" "I do." "Well all right then." She clicked her seat belt into place. "Let's go.
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