It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that," Valkyrie said, opening up a game and showing it to him. His eyes widened. "What wonder is this?" "It's called Angry Birds. Now do you believe me?

Guild doesn't like me." "That's true." "He doesn't like you, ether." "That is mystifying.

If anyone stops us, as long as we mumble something pretentious about the glory of death, we should be fine.

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

He is the best, in my whole life i have only read his books!!!!!!

Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.