I'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.
Derek LandyIs he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
Derek LandyRight, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.
Derek LandyHave you killed anyone?โ she asked quickly. โWhat? Did you miss what I said, about turning murder into an art form?โ โBut you havenโt actually killed anyone yet, have you? I read your file.โ He glowered. โTechnically, yeah, all right, maybe I havenโt
Derek LandyIf there is one regret that I have had in my life, it is that I never fathered any children. There are times, when I look at what Fergus and Beryl have produced, when I consider myself fortunate, but there are also times when it breaks my heart.
Derek Landy