Whether a party can have much success without a woman present I must ask others to decide, but one thing is certain, no party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog.

Scarcely is there any peace so unjust that it is better than even the fairest war. -Vix ulla tam iniqua pax, quin bello vel aequissimo sit potior

Wherever you encounter truth, look upon it as Christianity.

[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.

I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people.

He who allows oppression shares the crime.