The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.

Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!" Su-Chin: That was you.

Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.

In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I had gone to the bookstore, and while I hadn't bought any books on how to write a screenplay, I'd bought a couple of scripts so I could see how the formatting works. I just needed to know how a Hollywood screenplay looked on the page, which was something I was totally unfamiliar with.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.