The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.

I think it's pretty obvious that women's stories are not necessarily being told in Hollywood and women are not necessarily being put in the leadership positions they deserve in mainstream film.

I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email.

Bren MacGuff: Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.