Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.
The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.
I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.
Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.