The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.

Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

I didn't even know how to talk to people, I didn't know how to talk to the press. I was just a jester. And I still feel that way. But, I mean, what haven't I learned? Everything that I know is new information because I was starting with nothing.

Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster mom n' pop who get busted necking in the car.

Now '90210' is returning with an all-new cast of slightly more plausible teens. I'll be honest: I wish the old cast was back. Ideally, this spin-off would be an Ice Storm-esque exploration of the West Beverly gang's bleak adult lives.

You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over.