I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

I normally ignore the History Channel.

This is for the writers. I want to thank all the writers. I especially want to thank my fellow nominees because I worship you guys and I'm learning from you every day.

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.