Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies.

Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.