It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

Somebody asked me earlier if I thought it was really important to tell stories about women's struggles. And I said yes, but at the same time, it's also important to tell stories about women's triumphs, women being slackers, women being criminals, women being heroes.

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

If this whole writing thing doesn't work out, I'll be getting right back on the pole.

Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!