Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.
Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.
I normally ignore the History Channel.
I know white clothing is supposed to enhance that summer glow, but writers don't tan.
The things that I write are autobiographical in a surreal sense, like when you have a dream and you go to the doctor's office, but then you turn around and it's actually your childhood home and the doctor has turned into Ryan Reynolds.