Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

It's actually much harder to develop a TV show than I had anticipated.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Whether it's a blatant homage or unconscious mimicry, the Rolling Stones have permanently, indelibly influenced how rock stars look and behave.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

I don't know why, but I've always been a sucker for roller coasters in movies.

I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email.