Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people.

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

The things that I write are autobiographical in a surreal sense, like when you have a dream and you go to the doctor's office, but then you turn around and it's actually your childhood home and the doctor has turned into Ryan Reynolds.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

People have always wanted to be recognized, and that's human nature. But people used to want to be recognized for their accomplishments, and now they simply want to be visible.

I normally ignore the History Channel.