I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people.

I normally ignore the History Channel.

I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.

There's this double standard that exists and it really frustrates me. If a woman chooses to work, people say, "Oh it's so sad that you're not at home with your children." But no one ever says that to a man because it's assumed that the man is going to be the provider.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!