For me, I am a huge fan of Sofia Coppola and Lynn Shelton. I love Lena Dunham, like everybody else. I love Kathryn Bigelow.

I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!