Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

The fact is, when I wrote 'Juno' - and I think this is part of its charm and appeal - I didn't know how to write a movie. And I also had no idea it was going to get made!

The one thing I have found about Hollywood is it's a town full of people who believe in themselves, often to a degree where they're what you would call "delusional."

I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation.

I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production.