I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

I try to avoid Twitter. I occasionally can't resist the siren call of email.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily.

The things that I write are autobiographical in a surreal sense, like when you have a dream and you go to the doctor's office, but then you turn around and it's actually your childhood home and the doctor has turned into Ryan Reynolds.