I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

I think when you take people who are damaged and you give them money and freedom, it can be a toxic cocktail.

I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting.

It's possible that I've matured as a writer, and I hope I've matured emotionally, but I always find myself revisiting these adolescent scenes.

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent.