I've been an avid consumer of young adult literature since I was one, and I think some people leave that stuff behind when they become old adults, but I never did. I was always interested in the fantasy world created in those novels.

I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

This is for the writers. I want to thank all the writers. I especially want to thank my fellow nominees because I worship you guys and I'm learning from you every day.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.