I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser
Ye werena the first lass I kissed," he said softly. "But I swear you'll be the last.
Men would eat horse droppings, if ye served them wi' butter.
If I die before I say 'I love you' it's because I didn't have the time.
When you're reading, you're not where you are; you're in the book. By the same token, I can write anywhere.
What are you doing with the child?" I inquired cautiously. "I'm teachin' young James here the fine art of not pissing on his feet," he explained.