Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.
I wish I could always look like I've just finished a really good laugh.
More yoga in the world is what we need.
You see the movie with the music and the editing and all the parts that you weren't there for when it was being filmed, and you really appreciate all the names that are scrolling by. You realize that you accomplished so much.
You can only be a virgin once. There can only be one first time.
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.