It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

I'm not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."

I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.