Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.
Great humorists are great insulters.
William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, 'Kid, don't make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you're like David Frost. Make it a conversation.'