I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

It's no fun being a specimen.

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it.

If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.

A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.