It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.

I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

Greatly talented performers don't know - often spectacularly - what's best for them, don't know what their talents really are, and don't know what's just plain wrong for them.

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.