I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad's life.

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.

Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there's not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.

Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.