I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

All three of my parents - I also had a stepmother - were teachers, and my dad taught high school, and as he always reminded me when I was going to spend some money on something, 'Your mother and I, in the Depression, had to decide whether to spend a dime on a loaf of bread or if we could go to a movie with it.'

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Greatly talented performers don't know - often spectacularly - what's best for them, don't know what their talents really are, and don't know what's just plain wrong for them.