The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

If you have a relative who's lost interest in everything and doesn't get out of bed, who doesn't care for things they used to, can't imagine anything that would give them any pleasure, don't fool around with it; get therapy, get help, get medication if that's right for you, or talk therapy, or something.

Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests' books.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.