In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

The Nixon administration kept a nasty eye on our show... Cops would come by - often just in time to see the act they wanted to see.

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'

When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'