Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
I know what it feels like to be a gun lover.
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely - on a talented young comedy writer.
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.