I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.