I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.

I had to fight the intellectual label when I started in television, because, first of all, it's not going to help you commercially, and also, it wasn't particularly true of me. I mean, if anybody thought I was an intellectual, they probably had never really seen one.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.