I have a long list of things that make me mad.

Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.

Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that's too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.

There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.

Every time someone says, 'You know, we really ought to get together,' if I were really honest, I would ask 'Why?'

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.