And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

I am one of the funniest people on the planet.

Why are black folks singing Amazing Grace which is a song about a white slaver's conversion?

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

Life isn't a race. It's a relay.

If I had to write down the most important people in the history of this planet, No.1 would be (abolitionist) John Brown. Why? Because he's a white man who said he would die for the cause, because they could take him, but they weren't going to take his grandchildren. That brother was beautiful.